A Capital Offence

Note to a' loons 'n' quines:

Fan in York divnae ging tae ony foncie dress perties rigget oot as Sitting Bull or een o' his squaws.

Aye, en mind fan yer in Switzerland tae pit the seat doon afore yi pish, min.

Dinna blame me, noo 'at I've telt yi a'aboot it.

© Mr Plod
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