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Normal service has been resumed - amazing how a bottle of red wine helps soothe the soul.

Time for some lighter observations. Due to alcoholic stupor I cannot be bovvered to type out the stories, but go on yersel click on the links for the two stories below that have brought me out of my melancholy state.

Firstly, a dunderheid fae Deutschland. An unusual way to get Access. Would you credit it? A Polizei spokesperson was reported to have stated, "Zat vill do nicely."

Secondly, a neep fae just o'er the border. This one made me chuckle, because I recall much the same happening in a shout I attended about 20 years ago. Speaking of footwear, check this out. Clearly they haven't encountered my eldest's offerings.